Got this in an email from En. Aziz. Ha,ha, how very true!!!
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right (aren't we always?) and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more. Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means> something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying %#$$$@ !
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's > wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
So, the moral of the story is, the fairer sex is 99.99% wiser and right!
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